I thought it was talking about the hat, till I started to scroll down and then I noticed it was the dogs.
me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY
me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha
Mighty. Able. Powerful. Highest. Unfathomable. Holy. Savior. Jesus.
I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.
Ok. This is like really fucking with me. Someone explain.
wow i thought foxes were supposed to be dangerous but really they’re just tiny ginger dogs
reasons to date me
- i’ll want to hang out all the time
- i’ll tell lots of terrible jokes
- i’ll always want to share your food
- i’ll text you 24/7
reasons not to date me
- see above
shoots den molokai